I really really hate it when I want to despise someone but they’re so nice I end up despising myself for even thinking of trying to hate them
So I started watching Sherlock and look
I legit just sat here for a minute saying “oh my god” over and over again…
Are you trying to tell me that the Sherlock fandom has never noticed this, cause…
That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.
Welcome to the BBC. We have 12 actors, 3 locations, 1 deerstalker, and 1 headstone. Have a nice day.
|manchester:||gays. you will probably get mugged.|
|liverpool:||like manchester, but less gay. you will definitely get mugged.|
|newcastle:||probably quite good for canadians as exists in permafrost and has never left the 90s.|
|leeds:||it's a lot cheaper than london|
|bradford:||leeds but awful|
|nottingham:||gun death capital of the uk!|
|derby:||intense rivalry with nottingham, literally no one else in the country or world gives any fucks about this.|
|hull:||violently resist anyone who attempts to take you here|
|leicester:||i'm not sure this is a real place|
|york:||this is an illustration from the top of a christmas biscuit assortment|
|brighton & hove:||more gays. is only a pretend city. mild to moderate chance of mugging. contains some deeply annoying hippies. basically if san francisco was british.|
|portsmouth:||there is literally nothing here.|
|southampton:||exactly the same as portsmouth but smells of off milk|
|bristol:||you have a 1 in 10 chance of ending up in a bbc recording. everyone sounds like a farmer or bob marley.|
|cardiff:||you have a 1 in 5 chance of ending up in a bbc recording, and a 1 in 3 chance of being glassed.|
|plymouth:||post apocalyptic wind tunnel full of drunk sailors pissing on depressed hookers. do not enter.|
|penzance:||everyone here is from london now.|
|london:||no one from london is actually from london and even breathing is expensive.|
|cambridge:||windy and full of equal amounts of homeless drug addicts and public schoolboys. the junkies are nicer.|
|oxford:||same number of cunts as cambridge but easier to escape from due to all-night bus to london|
|edinburgh:||a goth turned into a city. basically london but slightly more scottish.|
|glasgow:||it is impossible to tell whether people are angry or happy.|
|aberdeen:||las vegas at the point when vegas starts crying uncontrollably|
|belfast:||do not order "an irish car bomb" OR "a black and tan" here.|
|wolverhampton:||really, really don't.|
|norwich:||count people's fingers. mutations walk here.|
|coventry:||like plymouth, bombed flat in ww2. like plymouth, failed to take the hint. like plymouth: do not alight here.|
|sheffield:||poster-child for world war 3. good luck finding somebody with teeth.|
This is the kinda beautiful shit i desperately need in my room.
Someone come paint my walls like this. I’ll pay you in cookies and high fives
but wow, what a great use of space these rooms have
WHERE CAN I HIRE THIS ARTIST
I could be attacked by a million of the these little bunnies and would seriously not care at all
like just come attack me
attack me with kisses
i hadn’t even scrolled down all the way before i knew that last gif would be there
I’m bothered by how the outlet and plug don’t match
thats the point of the piece. she has insomnia so she cant “plug in” to sleeping.
this is fucking perfect holy fuck
Why the wedding ring is worn on the fourth finger: The Chinese give a beautiful explanation to this. The thumb represents your parents. The index finger represents your siblings. The middle finger represents yourself. The ring finger represents your life partner. The little finger/pinky represents your children. Hold your hands together like the picture. Join your middle fingers back-to-back, and the remaining fingers tip-to-tip. Now, try to separate your thumbs. They will separate because your parents are not destined to live with you forever. Rejoin your thumbs and separate your index fingers. They will separate because your siblings will have their own families and lead their own lives. Rejoin your index fingers and separate your little fingers/pinkies. They will separate because your children will grow up, get married, and settle down. Rejoin your little fingers/pinkies and try to separate your ring finger. They will not be able to separate because your life partner is meant to be with you throughout your entire life, through thick and thin.
I tried harder to separate them and I only ended up hurting my middle fingers, in other words, “mysel-
…Oh my god.